Friday, January 29, 2010

“Your second option is to go fuck yourself”

My sentiments exactly. I am so sick of the griping. Jesus! No Flash? Who cares? No camera? Have you ugly motherfuckers looked at yourselves lately? Trust me, we’re doing the world a favor leaving the camera off this thing. Anyway, Gizmodo’s iPhone puppet lays it all out in this wonderful (yet not embeddable — thanks assholes) videoo.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The meme continues to evolve

Thursday, January 7, 2010

As is often the case with the truth, this video is NSFW

But totally worth watching. Put on headphones or something.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hazardous slut accident in southern California

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Much love to dear reader K-Squared for alerting us to this breaking story. Caution: NSFW.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Viral video highlight reel

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Borg’s new command: Get some enthusiasm, assholes

Dude Gets Fired By Steve Balmer – Watch more Funny Videos

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Mosspuppet’s holiday gift guide

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Verizon says, We’d love to have you

This just arrived from dear reader Dave, a long-time friend of the blog whose Web site is worth a visit. Much love, Dave. Here’s wishing you a happy solstice holiday.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

HP computers are racist

Also, every time you buy a Dell, a baby seal dies.

Even SNL is now making fun of AT&T’s crappy network