Scoble emerges from the Palo Alto Apple Store this morning. Looks a lot like July 2007, doesn’t it? Maybe a little heavier.

Click here to check out TWiT Live in Palo Alto with Scoble.  (You may have to select BitGravity Bandwidth, regular audio stream acting a bit weird.) He also says Woz is already at Valley Fair in Santa Clara.

Scoble, freezing in Palo Alto, says he just got this spy photo from a friend.  Stacks of you-know-what inside an Apple Store.

The video’s a little choppy, and you have to click the start button a few times- but here ya go.

Follow the fun here and here. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden moves. Gonna be a chilly one tonight, too.  (Wonder what would happen if he gets inside tomorrow morning…and his card gets declined.)

Scoble should be kept out of the stores. Not worshipped. That is solely reserved for Dear Leader.

(I already referenced this over the weekend, but eSarcasm’s story is..well..so sarcastic, I had to go with it.  Sorry.)

I’ll just quote the first part of the story right off the bat, that’s probably as much as you need to know: “Traffic barriers in the shape of social media mascot Robert Scoble have begun spontaneously appearing on the streets of The City.”

I like that “social media mascot” part.

Apparently, and more worrisome, is that these so-called “Sco-Barriers” are in fact “halting traffic and frightening small children.”

It’s the story that won’t go away….because we won’t let it. Remember Smug Google Dude®, who turned out to be some Google engineer named Michael Shields. This is your 15 minutes, Mikey, so enjoy it. To recap, Googler Shields objects to Arrington driving thru the Plex while on the cell phone. Makes a stand, defiant posture, stands in front of Arrington’s car so he can’t move. So Robert and Mike decided to re-enact the showdown sequence, as you see below.

That’s the current verdict of our poll (right). Please vote early and vote often. Scoble needs a gig.

Everyone’s favorite Valley gadfly says via Twitter he’d learn more at a Facebook engineering confab, than at a El Jobso keynote.  Scobes, if you could remain awake at Steve’s keynote addresses, maybe you’d learn more.  Just an FYI, buddy. Namaste.