He just can’t stand it, can he? FWIW, I can’t wait to hear Hannity and Beck and Limbaugh and the rest of the loonies sputtering away. Ha!

Sure, it’s always a little sad when the Nobel Peace Prize comes around and I don’t win. But if it had to be someone else, I’m glad it’s you, Barry. Plus, you’re a Mac user, so I’d like to think that my ideas had something to do with shaping yours. In a way, we’re sharing this prize. And that’s really cool. Namaste, Barry. Much love.

Some special-class blogger poses this question: Can Silicon Valley Deal Makers Take the Credit For Obama’s Success?

Already asked and answered, well already answered and answered here and here, Sparky. Pay attention people so I don’t have to repeat myself.

Disturbing headlines tonight about a secret Obama-Clinton confab.

Barry, Barry, Barry, how many times must I tell you to steer clear? If you think the Clintstones have accepted the new reality, or ever will, you should invest heavily in the Borg. As sure as I am typing this (on a phenomenally cool and as-yet-unreleased handheld device, btw) the Clintstones are picking out new drapes for the Lincoln bedroom.

Hill’s at it again. The latest faux pas, as they say in Germany, was the “slip” about RFK’s assassination. Lady Clintstone backed off, but she knows you can’t unring a bell with this lame “did-I-say-that-out-loud?” act.

As Jung once said: There are no accidents.

Obama, Barry, baby! As I’ve warned you more than once: Watch your back.

Just in case, Moshe is dispatching Shlomo and his bagmen to backstop your Secret Service detail.

The Clintstones never say die. The only hybrid as noxious as an iPhone/Vista abortion would be an Obama/Clintstone ticket. But that’s just what Billy Bob is pushing, according to Time maggie.

Key snippet:

“In Bill Clinton’s view, she has earned nothing short of an offer to be Obama’s running mate, according to some who are close to the former President. Bill “is pushing real hard for this to happen,” says a friend.

Listen up Barry! Don’t get sucked in. They’ll be talking all Dreamteam and shit but once you’re in there, you know you’ll get shivved. You’d be as disposable as Larry’s number two at Oracle.

Believe it.

Spot on, as they say in Croatia. See here. Money quote: “Mr. Obama’s site is more harmonious, with plenty of white space and a soft blue palette. Its task bar is reminiscent of the one used at Apple’s iTunes site. It signals in myriad ways that it was designed with a younger, more tech-savvy audience in mind.”

No wonder I love this guy so much.

Friends, today the future of our civilization hangs in the balance. The man in the photo above is our only hope. Please please go to your local polling station and vote for him. Then go back under a different name and vote for him again. Keep doing this until they stop you. It’s that important. Even if your state is not voting today, go down there and stand outside and just chant his name. Okay? If you do live in a state that is voting, get out there and bug your neighbors. Drive them to the polls. Call the local Obama office and see what you can do to help. FWIW, I’ll be busy most of the day today driving people to the polls one at a time in my Mercedes two-seater. Not the most efficient method but you would not believe how much people will pay for the chance to ride along with El Jobso and see the famous car with no license plate.

Go Obama! Go!

What the hell is going on here? Last I knew, Ditka was a self-described “ultra-ultra-ultra conservative,” and he once even considered running against Obama for a state senate seat in Illinois. Now he’s hanging out with Al and they’re considering endorsing Obama? Amazing. To me this just shows the kind of charisma that Obama has. He’s truly a uniter, a guy who can reach across the aisle and bring people together in common cause. For the sake of our country, I pray Obama holds his own tomorrow.