So some research group put together a group of slack-jawed frigtards and had them focus group our classic 1984 advertisement. It’s amazing enough that these bozos didn’t know this was an actual ad. I mean where are they living? On the dark side of the moon? But seriously check out the comments. I’m sitting here speechless. This is why I try not to go out in public too much. There are, sadly, way too many sub-100 IQ people like this roaming around out there. You know what else really scares the shit out of me? These cretins are allowed to vote.

Check this out. This dope spilled liquid into his MacBook then tried to get us to fix it under warranty. He swears he didn’t spill anything but come on. You think we can’t tell when we open the thing up? So in protest he smashes the MacBook with a sledgehammer. We’ve strongly encouraged him to start buying Dell machines. Much love to reader Gregory who sent in this link.