Thursday, April 1, 2010

Another Chinese lawsuit … quelle surprise !

What did I say, what did I say? This is how the Chinese are operating, now. First Google, now Apple. I think Dear Leader was meeting with Squirrel Boy to temporarily bury the hatchet so they can formulate a plan on dealing with these nice commun-tard-turned capitalist-pigs.

China:Hey Fester, now you're my Patsy!

Fester thinks making nice with China is good business, but apparently somebody didn’t watch The Empire Strikes Back.

Our Future ... 'cept me, I'm moving to New Zealand

Believe me, Microsoft is going to be next. And then, when China makes it move on Taiwan, and we send our ships in – KA-ZAPPPP! – an EMP blast over North America, no electric grid, no internet, no running cars, trucks, trains – it’s back to 1812, and we’re the third world developing nation.

And friggin’ Beck, Limbaugh and O’Reilly will blame it on Obama, but that’s OK, because with no radio, TV, internet, telephone, cable or satellite, no one will be able to hear or see their silly mugs en masse again.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Mike Arrington: I’ll Sue!!!

Looks like Tech Crunch is about to become a piss poor litigation blog. By the time the smoke clears or gets blown up enough asses between here and 9th Circuit Court of Appeal, will it really matter? The Tablet of God will already be upon us and anything else will seem ridiculous.

Weird Al Yankovic shows us how it’s done here

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

AT&T is Verizon’s bitch

Read all about it.

I’m sure Jobs had the talk with Stephenson.