Thursday, December 10, 2009

LHC smash protons like HULK!

Tuesday night, the Large Hadron Collider continues to impress its operators and the scientific community – and, lo and behold, the world still didn’t end.

Can’t wait for the creationists to firebomb the thing after it explains the universe to everyone.

Monday, November 30, 2009

A New World Record!

Hey! I’m excited by this! The artificial Big Bang generated more energy than the amount of watts needed to power Pamela Anderson’s hydro-electric thermonuclear superconductive vibrator – and then some. Scientists will either figure out how the universe began,

the number of God’s mobile


how to make a really, really, really large sloppy cauldron of cosmic soup.