Here’s the whole thing, start to finish. Requires QuickTime, natch.

It’s showtime, baby. Game on. Dear Leader is providing live blogging coverage here. 

Read all about it here.  The 10 ways the new Apple tablet will change your life forever. SFO, we are now on final approach.

Latest potentially fake-or-not image.  We’ll know soon enough.

Sam Gustin is a writer for a website called DailyFinance. Seems like an amiable chap. Sam has decided to ingratiate himself to every Apple fan in the world by penning an opus titled “Apple Tablet: 10 Things We (Already Hate) About You.” Comments include “The first version of an Apple product is usually buggy.” OK, I’ll give him that. Hello, Leopard OS I bought October 27th, 2007?

Other remarks include “Something better is coming,” “You’re just going to break it, anyway,” (With that logic, why buy a Porsche?) and “Apple also built the world’s most infamous paperweight.”

My favorite, though, and totally contrary to doctrine: “You do not need to buy a new gadget every time Steve Jobs tells you to.”

Moshe has been diverted from his SFO flight to investigate.

In cities all over the world, today is developing as any other day.  Kids are going off to school, corporate execs are boarding commuter trains, the birds will chirp, babies will cry, lovers will love and dreamers will dream.

Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Dear Leader will unveil his Greatest Creation.  A mere five hours from now.

And a decade from now, you’ll ask a friend, “Do you remember where you were…that day?”

Where will you be in five hours?

That night, TIME blew the lid off the new iMac announcement set for the next day. Could history repeat itself?

Get the Engadget story here. It seems there’s a placeholder on the Apple iPhone Developer Program License Agreement and it says “Need to update this for the 27th launch.” Wonder what they mean by that.

Jack Bauer, the man who can destroy anything and usually does on his show 24, looks to be getting an iSlate to use on the show. Hopefully he won’t kill it.