The defining quote in iJ’s Macworld 2010 recap. Enjoy.

Barbie’s now packing more glam for your ram.

Please welcome “Computer Engineer Barbie.”  I don’t think that’s a MacBook in her hand, either. The New York Times says “Mattel points out that her accessories were chosen with the help of the Society of Women Engineers and the National Academy of Engineering.” Wired says she looks like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde..I’m thinking iJustine.

That’s the iPad.

Our favorite Apple-obsessed blogger (OK, after FSJ) shows off her CES “credentials.” Intel engineer?  Who knew? And below, she was ready to tear into a cyber-squatter until she realized who had the name after all.

I’ll admit, I used to find iJustine annoying, not to mention kind of scary with her whole stalker thing. But you know what? I kind of like this video where she’s making fun of Madonna, if only because, in my opinion, very few people in the entire world are more awful than Madonna. You go, Justine.

Chicks, man.

Check out this video of iJustine camping out overnight to be first in the door at Macworld. She and her hot friend are reading my book and laughing their incredibly sweet asses off. Much love, ladies. Sorry I did not have a chance to see you in person during the show. I had a very nice penthouse suite at the W with gorgeous white robes made of incredibly soft Egyptian cotton. That’s right. Robes. Always in fashion.

By the way, little bit of trivia about this video. Maybe you’re wondering why there’s nobody else in line? Well, the ladies were actually camped out outside the wrong door. The line was forming on the other side of the building. Perfect, right?

To see the original version of this, go to iJustine’s page.