Sunday, July 8, 2007

Hate mail

A reader named Michael [LAST NAME EDITED] ([EMAIL EDITED]) writes in to say:

Greets.. sometimes I joke around with my friends. If I come up with something good, I may pass it on, but rarely. But making a blog out of whatever pops into your head unedited is a waste of bandwidth. Please show this stuff to someone, then edit it, then rewrite it before you hit upload.


I’m sure Michael would love to receive email from anyone who has ideas on how to conserve bandwidth. Please feel free.

UPDATE: An anonymous poster points out that I’m a dick for putting up this guy’s name and email address in my original post. You know what? I agree. I was a dick. I’m sorry. Michael, in the spirit of namaste, I beg your forgiveness. Also, I will take your criticism to heart and stop re-editing these posts over and over. I wasn’t aware that it’s such a pain in the ass for readers to deal with posts that keep changing. What can I say? I’m pretty self-centered. Your point is a good one. You are good, and I am bad. FSJ deeply regrets any pain this has caused you. And readers, please stop writing to this guy. Bokay?

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Comment of the week

Comes in response to this post where I mocked some guy from Opera Software, maker of the Opera browser, which I said was for “losers.” An outraged Opera fan writes in:

Steve, you’re a pathetic loser. You and the rest of the world knows that Apple has been a sore loser to Microsoft since birth, lol. Now you’re trying to play a power role like Microsoft has done to you for so long, except this time you try to out power Opera. How pathetic is that? Honestly? Both companies are excellent and offer amazing products, but the fact are basing your “truth” on opinion whereas this “Opera Man” is basing “his” on truth and fact. You told a lie and now you’re unwilling to admit what kind of deceitful person you really are. I have respect for both companies and their products, but I start losing that respect for some companies when it comes to real “losers” like yourself talking this way. By the way, the Wii is a popular new console that even children and babies can play..the user interface makes it simple enough for them. 😉 If you can move your hands at all with a remote in them then you can watch videos on the Wii via the Opera browser, now if that is hard for you Steve then you might consider getting a little help…since you are being such a sorry loser and all about this. Next time get your facts won’t win votes from people who aren’t brain washed by you unless you speak the facts…facts sell and get returning buyers more often than lies. 😉