Sunday, March 14, 2010

SXSWi: AT&T’s 3G network holdin’ up fine

Recently plucked from AT&T's ass

Users of AT&T’s 3G network at Austin’s SXSWi conference are happy as pigs in slop, content as overfed babes, hell, they as pleased as punch – this time, AT&T made the effort to ensure the network did not fail, like it so gloriously did last year at this most prestigious event. In fact, it’s working exactly the way 3G should work in a high volume user area. Now why can’t this happen everywhere, 24/7, not just at special events?

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