Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Hacker violates an iPad

The chuzpah! The cajones!! The nerve!!! Filthy hacker MuscleNerd used a known iPhone OS exploit to crack the beloved miracle of Jobs and allows him to run third party apps simultaneously and run non-approved apps dirtying it beyond help.


The filthy nerdsylvanian hasn’t published his exploit yet, but apparently it’s easier than trying to regrow hair on Ballmer’s Rogaine resistant scalp.

iPhone cracker-whiz George Hotz is allegedly having his way with an iPad why Moshe’s team triangulates and attempts to pinpoint his location. Names will be taken, fingers crushed, thumbs lost, nothing to see here …

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tax dollars funded filthy hacker

Once a scumbag, always a scumbag. And he's ugly,too.

Wired reports the Secret Service paid filthy scumbag black hat hacker Alberto Gonzales (there’s more than enough of untrustworthy fellows with that name in past ten years on the government payroll, don’t you think?) $75,000 a year to track down and rat online credit card scammers, while he was happily running several multi-million dollar online fraud schemes of his own. This sounds like standard operating procedures to me. Your tax dollars hard at work.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Droid has been hacked – that didn’t take long

Go mad, modders, go mad. Expect a few bricks by newbies who have no clue.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Frigtard gets free malware from Office Depot

Here. Look Moronica, if you got a PC, back up your files and install an easy tard Linux distro, you’ll never worry about this shit again. Or buy a Mac Mini. It’s easier, lotsa fun, and no more viruses. Hardly.

Not so fast, downloading that App, pardner

Experts expect security wall around Apple’s App Store approval process to be breached. Expect the iGotcha sometime within next three months

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Heads up on Ruskie malware

Courtesy of ZDNet blogger Ryan Naraine. Let’s be careful out there folks, okay?

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Android Developers Not Happy

Well, duh. It’s either Apple or Android, droogs. You wanna write for Windows Mobile? Thought so …

Filthy Hackers Spread Holiday Cheer

Soulless motherfuckers are out to sabotage your PC this holiday season. Caveat Emptor and all that.

Monday, November 23, 2009

How To Run Chrome OS as a Virtual Machine

All this on a MacPro, of course. The wrath or mirth of Jobs shall not be mocked. Has Moshe been alerted?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Bricked Hackintoshes Workaround Reprieve

Goody.  I’m not bothering to go though that crap. It was fun while it lasted. It looked cool having a Dell Mini with first Leopard, then Snow Pussy. I”m just as happy running my Dell on Ubuntu now. Of course when the Jesus notebook arrives, I’ll be there.