(Besides having Air Force One as your own ride.) It would have to be all the free jerseys and gear you get.  (“Psst, Kobe- I’ve got a hoop out back. You and me, let’s go.)

Apple’s got a big hoo-ha set for January 27th.  And the other leader of the free world, President Obama, is drafting off Dear Leader’s fame to do some kinda press conference, a “State of the Union” or whatever. Same date. Can you believe the guy?

President Obama visited a Red Cross Disaster Ops center today, and used his Presidential Index Finger to issue his first-ever Tweet.  Dig it.