You can’t find ’em anywhere. Even on eBay. They mostly just sell cases, the frigtards. I just want one little green Android dude. Maybe Lastangelman knows where to find one.

Says so right here.  This is all a result of a post by The Poguester where he kinda gives a “meh” review to the Nexus One, and positively gets body slammed by agitated Android fanboys.