Ozzy Osbourne totally loves the new 13-inch MacBook Air

But I swear the guy didn’t understand a word I said. Check out the vacant expression. The dead, soulless eyes. Supposedly Ozzy once took LSD every day for two years. All I can say is, it shows. You know that iPad he’s carrying? The battery was dead. It’s just a prop. Every once in a while he’d flip open the cover and pretend to be typing on it. Sad stuff.