So we’ve had another goddamn jumper. Luckily, this guy had signed the no-jump contract, meaning we can press charges against him for destruction of Apple property. We’ve already had Shenzhen police break down the little flap door to his sleeping cell and confiscate all of his property. We’re pretty sure we’ll get a conviction.

Meanwhile the politically correct pansies who run Foxconn are putting safety nets on all the buildings. Katie says if you get to the point where you’re putting safety nets on your buildings, this might be a clue that something’s wrong with your business. Her suggestion: Better PR, of course. The Chinese are good at many things, like assembling tiny components and handling hazardous materials. But when it comes to marketing and PR, they’re so far behind us it’s not even funny.