Banned: Flavored coffee

Hazelnut? French vanilla? Almond toffee? No. Because, come on. These are abominations. Also, no more non-dairy creamer. And no more Equal. Splenda is okay. This is my first new edict after a quick roll through the Stanford Shopping Center yesterday. It’ll be a clause in our new lease agreements.

Obviously we can’t enforce this in every corner of the world. Just in malls that have Apple stores. But hey, it’s a start. We expect customers will be thrilled that we’re working on new ways to improve their experience. I’ll have an essay, “Thoughts on Flavored Coffee,” coming soon.

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