How many entries did we get in our “Woz” contest? None. Nada. Nothing. Naught. Nary a one. Not a jot. A great big goose egg. A bagel. A black hole. A void that stretches to infinity and beyond. Zero. Zilch. Zip. A non-fractional number more than negative one but less than positive one.
Fuck you all!
Hey.
That’s some echo.
Is there anybody here?
Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooh?
Maybe I’m all alone.
Shit!
Maybe I’m imagining all this … gosh, am I still back in that cell in Shiraz?
Let me just stab myself with this protractor – SHHHHHHEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope your’re all happy, now, I’ll probably get blood poisoning and hafta’ to get fixed up on the taxpayers dime and my nickel.
Ingrates. Last time , I try to (grumble, grumble, grumble)
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