Seriously, get your boss Nick Denton to start teaching you how to take it in the butt. Because the police are ready to pounce, and we are definitely going to do everything we can to make sure you clowns spend time behind bars. My guess is Jason Chen (above) is gonna be a very popular guy when he arrives in prison. He’ll look a lot like he does in the photo, except he’ll be wearing some lipstick, and that thing he’s holding next to his face won’t be an iPhone.
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