Zero day IE exploit threatens humanity

If you’re idiotic enough to still be using Internet Explorer 6 or 7 (wasn’t there a funeral recently for the former?), now’s the time to either patch those suckers, upgrade to IE8 or abandon Internet Explorer all together and get with anybody, say Firefox, Safari, Chrome or Opera, even Sea Monkey, for goodness sake. What’s wrong with you people, especially the IT people still using IE 6, are you high on mimeograph fumes or something? Stop sniffing the Liquid Paper, get down to Earth, already will ya’? Save the world, please!