Where’s my pancakes?: Best alibi of 2009

Read it here. The first time a Facebook status was used successfully as a defense for getting a client off. The Feds and other law enforcement agencies are getting into all our social networks, looking for criminal activity, so be wary what you say, who you befriend and mind your slang. Hell, Google lets me know about my activity at three different i.p. locations and I’m damn sure if they don’t share that with advertisers or the government, someone unsavory will break in and discover it anyway. Yep, I may hafta’ resign from the internet, folks.