I got dibs on Mykonos! I hear it's a real joy to live there.

Say you’re an evil genius and you got money to burn and need a private secure place to build your fortress of eviltude. Where do you go? To the Greeks, of course. Apparently they’re so hard up for cash, they might be persuaded to give up an isle or two in the Dardenelles or the Cyclades. Operators are standing by … by the way they take euros now, not drachmas, so put away that old coin collection, okay?