Turtle Soup is off the menu, boys

BOOOOORRRNNN FRRRREEEEEEE! AS FREEEEE AS THE .... ER .... Ah .... uh .... TIDE FLOOOOOWWWSSS .... AS FREE AS THE SEA-WEED GROOOOOWWWSSSS ....

Okay gang, leave the turtles and tortoises alone. We all saw Finding Nemo and thought them surfer turtle dudes were awesome. Well, these dudes need some protectin’ now, and we could use all the help we can get. Money, muscle, brains, whatever you can spare, okay?