He did it again. Randall Stephenson wants to keep new iPad users from even using the miracle of Jobs on AT&T’s 3G network and ghettoize users in the WiFi network only. What is wrong with this guy?

You see what I'm doing, Jobs? I'm driving my fist right up your sphincter and punching you right into your liver. Can feel it, Jobs? Can you feel it, now?

And what is wrong with Apple? Everytime they give him an inch he takes five thousand yards. Man, I can’t wait for the 4G iPad on the Verizon network. It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming, just not soon enough.