The Washington Post has discovered “regulations” passed down to Chinese media (snicker, snicker) from their government overlords, on what is and what isn’t permissible in covering the Google mess.  Get a load of this. I mean, these guys are priceless.  I may have to swear off my favorite “Combo Fried Rice” order from the local Chinese restaurant.

It is not permitted to hold discussions or investigations on the Google topic.

Online programs with experts and scholars on this matter must apply for permission ahead of time. This type of self-initiated program production is strictly forbidden.

All websites please clean up text, images and sound and videos which support Google, dedicate flowers to Google, ask Google to stay, cheer for Google and others have a different tune from government policy.

Do not participate in and report Google’s information/press releases.