Frigtard iPod user sweats a lot, decides to sue

In a class-action suit filed Thursday, a man has charged that his iPod is defective. (Not possible.) Why? While he was working out, his sweat went down the earphone cord, into the unit, and shut it down. He’s upset about this. (Photo shown is for representation purposes only, IE I pulled it off Google Images, and is not indicative of the actual frigtarded iPod user.)