Ten Commandments. An Easter season classic. Watched it every year that I can remember. Yul just hangs around going “I am the son of your body” and “So let it be written, so let it be done.” (Vaguely Jobso-ish, no?) Meanwhile, Chuck grows up as some red-hot Eqyptian prince, looking about as Egyptian as, say, Charlie Brown. He gets nailed on his true Hebrew identity, and that’s that. Goes off to the mountain, gets some hair highlights and a killer tan, gets the original tablet, and leads his troops out of Egypt to the land of milk and honey. Cool.