Robert X. Cringely has been harping for years that Apple has the cash and the clout and the reason to buy Adobe. And every so often, somebody from the other technology pages chimes in, aping Cringely’s points and making up a few of their own. But seriously. This is not going to happen. Apple would sooner invent or acquire a better technology than try to digest something as bloated as Adobe. Plus there’s the monopoly thing, haggling for the price, what to do with all those bloated Adobe executives , just too much headache. And besides, are these guys begging Apple to buy Adobe shareholders of either company? Why isn’t this brought up at either company’s shareholder meeting? Thought so…