I know it's true, I wouldn't lie abou this, why would I lie, look, I've got a Nobel prize, just like Obama's ... ummmmmm, scratch that!

Al Gore is feelin’ pretty hurt right now, ‘cos people are startin’ to doubt his message on ManBearPig global warming. Ok, so some scientists fudged on the data ‘cos the creepy conservatives fudge shit and getaway with it all the time to achieve their evil ends, why can’t one fudge results if its for the greater good, isn’t saving the world more importatnt than financial derivatives and cocoa bean futures, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm?