20 Years for double-crossing filthy hacker

Albert Gonzales aka The Soup Nazi, the filthy hacker who was on the government payroll for 75G annually to find hackers who stole CC info, who double crossed the Secret Service and stole and sold millions of cc numbers himself, got twenty years of anal rape hard time and will be sentenced  for another similar crime to be served concurrently today. By the time he gets out, the singularity will have occurred, Jesus, Mohamed, Joseph Smith and  L. Ron Hubbard will have returned and have had their final death match against Satan and the evil aliens, and Steve Jobs will have personally absorbed Google and Amazon and News Corp and Goldman Sachs and Wal-mart and China and be this nice huge wunnerful benevolent cloud thingy and history will be a thing of the past.