You stole My iPad!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is gettin’ to be good! A Chinese manufacturer is threatening to sue Apple over the design of the iPad. Let’s see it’s called the P88. Let’s have a look

Damn, what is they smokin’, French crack (it’s the best kind!)? No you see they’re fucking wrong, cos’ the iPad don’t do WINDOWS! This is such a fucking nuisance but that’s why one keeps a cadre of crack lawyers for crack addled crack heads who are crackpots.