Twittards are easy marks

OK people listen up! Stop using the same freakin’ password for multiple websites you visit. Wanna’ know why? Here’s why. Take your time, read it, I’ll wait. Are we done yet? No? Alright,we got some slowtards at the back of the class holdin’ up the rest of us. OK? Let us continue. For goodness sake, write down your passwords. Keep them in a secure but memorable place. Change them often. Repeat. Can’t be bothered? Good, you deserve to have some crumb steal your identity and ruin your credit.