1.
Chief resignation,
not at all unexpected,
wuz LOL tweet.

2.
Next: run for office?
Bask in golden parachute?
Or drive zamboni

3.
CEO blogging
When he should have been logging
More profits in books.

4.
My Little Pony
Sat on his mo-ney,
Leading his corp astray;
Along came The Larry
Who’s a little bit scary
And drove My Little Pony away.

rewritten as:

5.
My Little Pony
Sat on his mo-ney,
Leading his corp astray;
Along came The Larry
Who was dressed like a fairy
And said, “Get the fuck away.”