Social Networking For A New World Order

A five part series at about how social networking enabled the capture of Saddam Hussein and why it hasn’t helped us capture Osama bin-Laden (but it has helped us capture other al-Qaida higher ups).

For two weeks I thought half of Al-Qaida was squirreled away in my guts. Turned out it was that complimentary Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast from a couple of weeks ago. Believe me, I paid for that breakfast, almost with my life. It’s not Denny’s fault,lest the lawyers get hackled, it was adhesions, so stand down, ye pinstriped assholes with nothing better to do. I’ll still eat your food. Look, I’ve got the coupon book you gave out that day.