Some guy at Citrix has demonstrated that it’s possible to run Windows 7 on an iPad. We call this “reverse alchemy” — turning gold into lead. If anyone tries to do this with an actual iPad, we will be very, very upset. And you really don’t want to find out what happens when Daddy gets upset. Meanwhile, Citrix dude? An older gentleman with an eyepatch and an Israeli accent will be stopping by your office this morning. Be polite, do exactly what he tells you, and he won’t hurt you too badly.