Meet Roxxxy

Does she do Windows 7?

The latest in robotic sexware, Roxxxy is subservient, coquettish and … just plain weird, I guess. But for some people who’ve got $7000-$9000 laying around who can’t even relate to a call girl, this may be the solution to their problem.

Yes, I'd be very interested in learning more about these wonderful technological appliances.

From what I’ve read, it’s pretty much a hetero device, and I’ve seen better lingerie on a looker at a third rate bordello in Saipan, but the user can probably afford to dress her up from what he can find in the latest Victoria’s Secret. You think Mattell will come out with a Barbie model, one day? Ooo, maybe we can convince Steve Jobs to whisper in Bob Iger’s ear: Tinkerbell.