Larry will be boating in Newport, dahlings

The Rhode Island legislature has all but tossed Larry Ellison’s salad with a new bill inviting him to bring the America’s Cup to Newport. The official vote is on Tuesday but Governor-whore Carcieri has already promised Larry hot and cold running debutantes, a river of Domaine de la Romanee Conti La Tache for his toilet bidet and the keys to the state of Connetictut for use on weekends and holidays for next three years (don’t ask, it’s Rhode Island).