Larry praises El Jobso

I would have homosexual sex with him, yes, I believe I would. It would be gentle at first then .... why is that voice recorder light still on?

While surfing the web like some mindless albino ferret on peyote and lysergic acid mold let loose in the MOMA, I came across this wide open declaration of love for Jobs from none other than Larry Ellison. A personal favorite going in the journal as we type:

… he’s never been motivated by money. Once we were hiking, and Steve looked at me, put his right hand on my left shoulder and his left hand on my right shoulder, and said, “Larry, that’s why it’s really important that I’m your friend. See, you don’t need any more money.”