RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY! THEY'RE HURLING LOLCATS!!!

Apple has stepped up and began coming down hard on hackers who crack the App Store. Over the past two days, many infamous crackers are finding their App Store accounts cancelled and other priviliges to boot. Not to fret, boyos, why not try playin’ with Android down the road,the drawbridge is open and no restrictions, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah, woof, woof, woof.