Google internet – from straws to a freakin’ drainage pipe

They’re not doin’ this in Dallas, so I am pissed as a coyote who backed his tail into a patch of prickly pears and sticker weed. But if you hear about this in your area, don’t dally, get it, you’ll have the best internet experience of your life, everything will load up faster than a television signal on cable. It’ll bring tears to your eyes. And if you’e got an iPad … well …