MP has his shorts in a bunch over Gizmodo’s glorious review of the latest mobile phone offering from Microsoft. If you see Mosspuppet on a window ledge somewhere, try to talk him down, OK?  Heck, here’s the rest of his rant:

You ignorant sons of (whoops!) I’ll destroy you! How dare you say such a thing about the iPhone. How dare you! Do you have any idea how much effort my close, personal friend Steve Jobs put into personally designing that interface, and for what? So some Ballmer-come-lately hunk of junk can come around and get higher praise? What do you think the iPhone is, some cheap prom date you can ignore once you’ve had her on your back? No sir!