Alleged leaked secrets of Jobso bio

The website eSarcasm has published a list of leaked details from the forthcoming bio of Dear Leader. The article indicates that at one time, El Jobso had an affair with Kate Gosselin. This site does not comment on rumors and innuendo, but Moshe and team have been dispatched to meet with Mr. Raphael and Mr. Tynan. Guys, I’d head for Argentina quick if I were you.