Dear Leader is right again as always. Adobe’s crapware is attracting crackers almost as much as Microsoft’s tissue paper, spit, cotton swabs and wadded-up chewing gum code.

Capture all their fuckin' iBase, Flashnuts!

And it’s not just Flash. Adobe Reader/Adobe Acrobat is becoming the favorite delivery system of choice by the really evil code monkeys out there. It’s enough to make a body rethink what the hell are we doing,

STOP PICKING ON ME OR I SWEAR I'LL SWEAT IN YER FUCKIN' SOUP, LASTANGELTARD!!!!

allowing ourselves to be dominated by the same kind of mindsuck that allowed Microsoft to dominate desktop operating systems and ergo desktop and mobile office suites. Time to drop Adobe and embrace alternatives – but not Microsoft, okay? They’re not exactly, bug free themselves.