You Are Not A Gadget (but no one can hear me chew my dreadlocks)

Ladies and Gennelman, Jaron Lanier

Pioneer Web 1.0 burnout Jaron Lanier has cobbled together all his various screeds, rants and online tard comments into a mishy mashy mushy manifesto that he titles, You Are Not A Gadget. Whoa, how hippy is that? Man, this guy has fallen so far off the radar,

I almost invented the Internet

he makes Ted Nelson seem relevant.