Ladies and Gennelman, Jaron Lanier

Pioneer Web 1.0 burnout Jaron Lanier has cobbled together all his various screeds, rants and online tard comments into a mishy mashy mushy manifesto that he titles, You Are Not A Gadget. Whoa, how hippy is that? Man, this guy has fallen so far off the radar,

I almost invented the Internet

he makes Ted Nelson seem relevant.