So you’re driving in your  ’11 Ford, Lincoln or Mercury, right, and you don’t wanna’ miss your friends tweets, but readin’ twets is dangerous or illegal, too right? Well, Ford CEO Alan Mulally feels your pain, so he’s gonna’ make it possible to hear your buddies’ tweets as you’re driving. I mean, is that cool, or what? Who said “What?” – give that person a Roosevelt!

OTOH, sometimes a cigar really is a big brown dick!