Good gracious knows how long I have been pestering Dear Leader to allow me to write the official bio of his life. No, no, no, no, too soon, too soon, he told me. And then late last year, a succinct, maybe terse e-mail, explaining it all: You’re just too angry, dude, too many bad vibes, I need someone, someone without an agenda, someone who’s chill, someone who’s got his chakras all lined up in a row. But I tell you what. I’ll send you something nice for Christmas. We all know how that turned out, but all the same I am very appreciative of that gift and now that I have a got a handle on faux Jobs pod, my chakras are spinning more or less in alignment and wheeling along nicely. One day, I may get the nod and pen the Gospel According To Steve Jobs, but until then we can all read a nice succinct summary here by Jason Hiner, Editor In Chief of Tech Republic, and he calls it – The Tale of Steve Jobs and The Five Dragons. Just one quote from Dear Leader, himself, and then I’m done here:

“This will be the most important thing I’ve ever done.”

Amen.