Oracle/Sun webcast scheduled same time as Apple’s special event

Look, I don't even know you, so stop writing that shit about me or you will get to know me, pretty damn quick!

Is this an unintentional scheduling conflict or is Larry trying to upstage Dear Leader’s party? It’s bad enough The Boy Scout‘s ex is already hogging enough spotlight to qualify as a regular on the Superficial website, except I don’t think that chronic masturbator even know who Larry Ellison is, let alone Charles Phillips. Now, that I think of it, why the hell isn’t Larry’s every escapade lovingly reported on that website? Could it be that the reporter for The Superficial be none other than Andy Rooney … no, it makes my head swim enough as it is…