Now it can be told – there was another

media whores or star fuckers - you be the judge

yours truly, in a cunning disguise

Yep, the Salahis weren’t the only gatecrashers that night but this person apparently wasn’t interested in meeting Barry, the missus or the feted guest. (Hey, I needed to use the bathroom and the buffet was kinda’ awesome, I loved the dinner rolls – and, uh, hmmm, don’t tell, okay?)

UPDATE:  You can’t make me talk, I wasn’t even near Obama, besides, those dinner rolls are fantastic, what’s the recipe?