Not the iPad, Chris, sorry

Chris Matyszczyk , blogger from Technically Incorrect at CNET, figures the guys at Mac Rumors probably have the name of the rumored to be Apple tablet down as well as anyone else.

Do you seriously wanna' run your fingers lovingly over this?

It’s not the iPad, I’m afraid, these things are researched, tested, etc, and this would have taken 12 seconds to rule out. Wanna’ know why? Huh? Doncha’? Give up? Figured it out, yet? I knew you would – the guys at Apple have a nickname for the folks at MacRumors – iDouches – hey, they’re the ones hung up on names based on feminine protection.