My Little Pony’s Farewell Address

I wonder if Google is hiring ...?

… is the biggest sack of shit ever garbled out of his fecal-breathed mouth. Sadly, he probably believes every delusional word of it. Well, 19 million dollars cash will make most anybody giddy and optimistic. Enjoy it in good health, Ponyboy, but don’t be surprised if you awaken with four hundred seventy two individual knife wounds all over your freakin’ body.