My Little Pony is clever

I'm so fucking clever, I have to hug myself all day long!

Remember that memo Schwartz sent to all employees announcing the forthcoming nuptials between Sun and Oracle, now that the EU has stopped farting around and has given its blessing? In case anyone didn’t notice it the first time around, the first letter of the first seven paragraphs spell¬† B E A T ¬† I B M.

You know what, Ponytail. Now that you’re gone, and lot of other dead weight at Sun is about to be offloaded, too, I think there’s a good chance Oracle is gonna’ whip the tar out of IBM, especially when Big Blue’s customers start getting tired of the crap they’ve been through, customer service-wise.

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